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Silly things in the world of marketing

Jason King
Nov 29, 2022
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  1. Inventing new metrics

  2. Using titles as a show of importance or to get something

  3. Saying that a marketing channel is "dead"

  4. Asking interns to get the _______

  5. Using titles like "ninja," "guru," and "rock star"

  6. Focusing on awards and case studies

  7. Endorsing your own skills on LinkedIn

  8. Liking your own social media posts

  9. Really long conference and event hashtags

  10. Branded swag that isn't useful

  11. Stocking more food and alcohol than employee benefits

  12. Secret marketing activity

  13. Name-dropping

  14. "Top" lists with unclear criteria

  15. Pretentious behavior

  16. Sponsored WiFi

  17. Purchased social media followers and actions

  18. The corner office

  19. The office with glass walls

  20. "My door is always open"

  21. This job is not remote

  22. URGENT emails

  23. Calls without advance notice

  24. Tweets are my own / Tweets do not represent views of _____

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